The deadly dull story of the life that I live as a stay at home mother of 2 (Ian & Evan) and wife of a pastor (Matt)
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Peter Is A Sidekick
So what about Peter? Ian asks me.... HUH? Where did you come up with that name? So I explain that Peter was an apostle he wasn't Jesus... he was more like a sidekick of Jesus. OHHH Like Captain Huggyface (from WordGirl) Uhm yea Ian Peter is kind of like Captain Huggyface, he's a sidekick of Jesus just like Captain Huggyface is a sidekick of WordGirl....
And thus ends the lesson of how the bible can be stripped down to the level a child can understand.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
The Rest Of The Story
So I do need to get back on the workout cycle. But summer is a horrible time for me. I spend so much time chasing the kids that I really don't get a good workout in.
I'll keep you posted.
Friday, June 19, 2009
The Day Is Done
Height: 62"-- 62"
Weight: 210 lbs --201.25 lbs
Neck: 15.75" -- 15.5"
Shoulders: 46.25"-- 46"
Chest-Upper: 43.5"-- 42"
Chest-Lower: 46.5"-- 44.5"
Waist-at Navel: 48.25"-- 43"
Waist-at Largest: 51.5"-- 49.5"
Hips-at Largest: 50.5"-- 47"
Upper Arm- L: 15.5"-- 14"
Upper Arm- R: 15.5"-- 14.5"
Upper Leg- L: 26.5"-- 21.5"
Upper Leg- R: 27.75"-- 22"
Lower Leg-L: 15.5"-- 15.75"
Lower Leg-R: 16.25"-- 16"
BodyFat %: 42.6%-- 35.9%
Monday, June 15, 2009
Bathing Suit Shopping!
Well I did find the one thing that is more terrifing than putting my weight and photos online... Swimsuit shopping! (Cue: Scary music) But considering the fact that we're taking the boys to an amusment park on Wednesday and there's a water park there and there is no way that Matt can take both boys in at once... I need a bathing suit that isn't a maternity suit.
So I braved Walmart. Still the only place to shop around here. And tried on litteraly EVERY bathing suit in my size and a couple that weren't. Let me just give you a tip. This is not the time and place to delude yourself into thinking that you can fit into that smaller size. The humiliation of that is so much worse than actually just sucking it up, grabing the right size and then cutting out the tag at home.
Then I snuck in pictures of myself with my camera phone and got advice from the one person that I know will not feed me malarkey... Matt, my husband. So between really bad pictures of swimsuits and a ton of text messaging we finally settled on a suit. It's more of a swim dress (whatever that is) But it has all of the tricks. It sucks it in where it needs to. It misdirects the eye to other locations (to hopefully the person next to me) and then it covers up every thing that can't always get shaved or liposuctioned. Short of becoming a hologram of someone else's body it's done all it can. The rest is up to me!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Week 3 Day 21 Weigh In
Grocery shopping was torture... I thought I'd hit the produce section up. The smells of the fresh fruits were amazing! And I could have none of it. The whole grocery store was filled with food I can't eat. And we're making cakes for church on sunday. Do you know how hard it is to make a cake without sneaking any of the icing? You have to wash your hands BEFORE you get to lick them... not after! It's so not fair!
Can you tell I'm just whining? I'll be better tomorrow.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
If You Can... Lift It!
So Monday is leg day (Matt makes these workouts and he's EVIL about them)
Squats: 3 reps of 10 each. @ 95lbs
Deadlifts: 3 reps of 5 each @ 135lbs
Hipsled: 3 x's 10 @ 180 lbs
Leg Extensions: 3 x's 10 @ 50lbs
Ab Exercise: Weighted Crunches 2 x's 15 @ 25lbs
CARDIO:
5 min of speed bag ( watch Million Dollar Baby and it's the thing that looks like a head attached to a board above her)
5 min of heavy bag (that's those big bags filled with sand attached to the ceiling)
10 min of elliptical
10 of treadmill
Tues:
60+ min of yoga class
Wed:
Bench Press: 3 x's 10 @ 70lbs
Incline Flys: 3 x's 10 @ 10lbs (I really need to go up to 15lbs but I'm lazy)
Rope Pressdowns: 3x's 10 @25lbs
Pullovers: 3 x's 10 @25lbs
Curls 3 x's 10 @ 40lbs
Ab Exercises: Weighted leg raises
Cardio:
Same as Monday
Thurs:
60+ min of yoga
Friday:
I can't remember Friday's workout off the top of my head but it's similar to the rest of the week. If you're still interested I can type it out.
Cardio:
Same as Monday
Monday, June 8, 2009
I'm Tired Of Eating Dinner!
Well dinner time came and I ate the eggs first (my favorite) then the chicken. I had to eat the chicken fast because Evan was noshing from my plate. (should have made more chicken) then the bell peppers. Then the salad. Yeah I'm not one of those people that takes one bite of each thing every time around the plate. Sorry it just ain't happening. Normally I eat the salad first, but I've been a little salad-ed out. (I know...that's not a word) And the lettuce today was more than a little bitter. Even drowned in salad dressing (I need the fat in my diet) So I mentioned to Matt that did I really have to eat the salad? I was getting FULL? And he almost fell out of his chair laughing at me.
UHM let me get this straight... you're allowed to eat one meal a day and you want to cut it short because you're full? Well I'm also a little tired of eating. OH you should have heard the laugh! He now is positive that I'm a dork (before he was only mostly sure)
We've also been having a problem with Evan raiding the fridge. Egged on by his brother. This isn't the first time it's happened. But the last time I did manage to get some video of it. I turned my back today and one brother got out the apple juice and the other one was pouring it out into cups. On to the couch!!! YUMMY
Saturday, June 6, 2009
When In Doubt Adjust
But the parts that I will mention. Every year I put together (with a team) the breakfast for the spouses of pastors. It's called Spouses of Servants. (don't ask, really long boring story) and since there are both Women and Men in the group of all ages it's really tough to provide entertainment that will speak to everyone. This year we hosted a drum circle that my churches Parish Nursing program has. I was so proud to be a part of my church! Those ladies did a phenomenal job! Here's the video of the pictures that I put together since I didn't get near enough video to do it justice.
On the drive down (Thursday afternoon) since we didn't have any place to plug in the blender in my car and didn't have the time to stop and find anywhere... We modified our diet. Instead of having a shake for lunch we stopped at Sheetz (local gas chain in the PA region) and picked up a Chef Salad for me and a Chicken Salad for Matt. Now I know those of you who don't have Sheetz in your area are shaking your heads wondering why in the world would I choose a gas station to pick up food? It's really good food! And it's all made to order that's why I got it with double meat and eggs and cheese added on. So that I could be sure that we got our 8 ozs of protein. No worries at least 8ozs, maybe more. Then we had shakes for dinner and continued on our diet.
Then on Friday a group of us normally go out to Ci Ci's Pizza Buffet for lunch since it's fast and we only get an hour. They provide a lunch at the assembly but it's really expensive and not worth it. Besides we don't get to the "big city" of Altoona very often. But this year we had decided to have a (semi) healthy lunch instead of our lunch shake and since carbs are a no no we convinced everyone that maybe we should go to Ponderosa instead. YUM they had a decent salad bar and I ordered the chicken breast. Matt had the steak and really wasn't impressed. But the meats on the salad bar were tasty so we enjoyed ourselves. Then had my mid afternoon shake and then went out to a Mexican restaurant for dinner El Campasino I ordered the taco salad and Matt got the fajita salad... Which we kept to our diet by not eating the tortilla bowl. And then skipped our evening shake.
Saturday was very similar to Thursday since we were travelling back at around lunch time. Had our meal at lunch instead of dinner and continued the diet like normal.
What I'm really trying to get at is that life doesn't have to stop just because you're on a diet. I did have to forgo eating breakfast with the spouses... but I had coffee instead and kept busy by talking about my diet. So don't think that you have to chain yourself to your house for the next 28 days to lose weight. It can be done. If you are flexible. But the real test will be steping on the scale next week. I'll keep you posted.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Day 14 Weigh In
There's not too much change. "They" (who ever they are) say that the biggest change weeks are weeks 1 and 3 but we'll see. Week 1 numbers are in red. Week 2 in black and week 3 in blue
Height: 62"-- 62"-- 62"
Weight: 210 lbs --204.5 lbs-- 203lbs -1.5lbs
Neck: 15.75" --16"-- 16"
Shoulders: 46.25"-- 44.5"-- 46.34" can't explain this.
Chest-Upper: 43.5"-- 42"-- 42"
Chest-Lower: 46.5"-- 45.25"-- 46"
Waist-at Navel: 48.25"-- 48"-- 45.5"
Waist-at Largest: 51.5"-- 50"-- 50"
Hips-at Largest: 50.5"-- 48.25"-- 47.5"
Upper Arm- L: 15.5"-- 14.5"-- 14.5"
Upper Arm- R: 15.5"-- 14.75"-- 14.5"
Upper Leg- L: 26.5"-- 22.5"-- 21.5"
Upper Leg- R: 27.75"-- 22.75"-- 22.5"
Lower Leg-L: 15.5"-- 15.75"-- 15.5"
Lower Leg-R: 16.25"-- 16.50"--15.5"
Ankle- L: 8.5"-- 9.5"-- 9.25"
Ankle- R: 8.5"-- 9.5"-- 9.25"
BodyFat %: 42.6%-- 37.2%-- 36.7%
So I went up in a couple of areas... but for the most part I either stayed steady or lost. I did lose 1/2% of body fat and 1 1/2lbs of weight... so I'll count it as a success.
Sorry no pictures... I'm on the road right now.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Answering Questions
This is just gonna be a general post. I dislike posting in the comments section (I do it but I don't like it) It's too much like fluffing out my own feathers... especially since I can't reply directly TO someone I just have to hope that they slog through (all 5 or 6) comments to get to the one related to them and their question.
So to begin... my favorite flavors? Hmmm When we first started I ordered the sample pack and rated each one with my favorite flavors and we ordered from that list.
Likes were: Extreme Milk Choc, Rocky Road, Banana Cream. & Strawberry Banana. We also ordered Cookies & Cream and Vanilla. IF you HAVE to get just one flavor get Vanilla because you can always add a scoop of cocoa powder to it and some instant coffee and make mocha!
Flavors I did not like: Delicious Strawberry (not), Double Rich Choc, Vanilla (plain, I have to have something in it) Orange Cream (nasty nasty nasty, tasted like children's Motrin)
Flavors I was on the fence about: Root Beer Float (I was OK with it, Matt hated it), tropical punch (not as bad as I thought it was gonna be) Choc Mint, French Vanilla (liked it but didn't want more vanilla), Mocha Cappuccino (good but I can make my own).
Fiber: Don't skip the fiber. If you do, you will spend more time on the potty than you do with your own children! Just make it a habit keep the fiber pills with the powder. Just trust me on this one! Learn from my mistakes.
Fish oil: this is for fat. Everyone needs fat. Everyone is trying to get rid of fat so this seems counter-intuitive... but it's not. Fish oil is the good fat that helps with brain function. You will need this. It also helps to cushion your joints and makes you not feel so stiff when you work out.
Workouts: Again essential, you can not skip this step. You still have to work to get rid of the weight. This is the next step to get rid of the weight. No work= no reward there's no way around this step.
Being out side the parameters: I am technically outside the parameters for this diet. If you weigh below 125 I don't know if you should do this diet (my rule of thumb would be to check your body fat percentage, if over 25% check with your doctor). If you weigh over 200 lbs (for women) then you still will get benefit out of this diet. Check my numbers. But as with all diet/weight loss programs run it past your doctor first! I do not want to be liable for something happening to one of my friends.
Side Effects: There is no such thing as a free lunch. EVER! Something has to give and this time it will be you. I've noticed that I'm not as strong as I was before the diet. This is because of the low carbs. Carbs give you energy, no carbs means no energy. But this is a good thing (or that's what I'm telling myself) since I'm not burning my carbs from the previous day and yet I'm still moving around guess where the energy to run is coming from? If you guessed my fat belly then you win the prize! But I'm also getting more tired during the day. But I'm still having to push through it because... no energy expended= no loss. So I've banned myself from my couch during most of this exercise... knowing that if I sit there I'll never get up.
Side Effects 2: Temper, temper, temper! I've found that my fuse is so much shorter now. I asked Matt and he said he's experiencing the same thing. Which is totally scary because he never loses his temper. So I've had to really watch out for this and not take my diet out on my kids. They don't deserve that. The husband however is totally fair game! (joke)
I hope this helps to answer some of your questions. But I'll keep going on... so keep those questions coming! Oh and I love comments too. That just makes my day! (Thanks Mara for most of my comments)
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Wanna join the insanity?
Calories
non-workout days: 1,485
Workout days: 1,815
Protein grams
non-workout days: 220
workout days: 246
Fat grams
non-workout days: 42
workout days: 42
Carb grams
62
113
Fiber grams
27
27
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Road Trip
Friday, May 29, 2009
Yes I Really Do Clean At 10 pm
I clean at night for the kids. Yeah let's not go into the concept that I did this before I had kids but since we're dealing with now... I clean at night for the kids. I can't get into the bathroom by myself without having a child trailing after me. And heaven forbid if I run the bath! They want in. The only way to get a bath all to myself is run the kids out and lock myself into the bathroom. Well add to the fact that I have a bathroom vent that's from the 50's and works exceptionally well. (it sounds like a dying robot banging against a tin roof) It was so bad that we disconnected it an just leave the bathroom door open if you don't mind the lack of privacy. But I don't want my kids breathing in the bathroom cleaning chemicals that make be cough and choke and wheeze. I'm 3 times their size and heavens only knows what it's doing to me... remember we want better for our kids. So I clean with the door open to vent and the window when it's not 40 below.
I also have found that the easiest way to clean the bathroom (especially the tub) is inside the tub. That way you can get all of the nooks and crannies without creating cricks and crevasses in yourself. And since I've ruined too many decent shirts, shorts and comfy pants (remember I'm a plus size munchkin. It's not easy finding clothes that fit my girth and height) by getting bleach stains on them from leaning over the tub or splashing myself. My solution? Clean in your birthday suit. Then wash thought when finished. Ta-Da no more bleach spots on my clothing. (you know you're jealous you hadn't thought of it first) And no parent wants to add to their poor kids future therapy bills by having the traumatized by seeing their parent in such a state of dishabille.
So I've found that it's easier to clean (at least the bathroom) after they've gone to bed for the night.
A Little Miffed!
Day 8 Weigh In
Height: 62" 62" I haven't changed height since the 3rd grade
Weight: 210 lbs 204.5 lbs -5.5 lbs
Neck: 15.75" 16" +.25 Matt and I differently. He did it my way this time.
Shoulders: 46.25" 44.5" -2.25" Yea
Chest-Upper: 43.5" 42" -1.5"
Chest-Lower: 46.5" 45.25" -1.25"
Waist-at Navel: 48.25" 48" -.25"
Waist-at Largest: 51.5" 50" -1.5"
Hips-at Largest: 50.5" 48.25" -2.25"
Upper Arm- L: 15.5" 14.5" -1"
Upper Arm- R: 15.5" 14.75 -.75"
Upper Leg- L: 26.5" 22.5" -4"
Upper Leg- R: 27.75" 22.75" -5"
Lower Leg-L: 15.5" 15.75" +.25" Maybe extra muscle?
Lower Leg-R: 16.25" 16.50" +25"
Ankle- L: 8.5" 9.5" +1" Measuring problems I think
Ankle- R: 8.5" 9.5" +1"
BodyFat %: 42.6% 37.2% -5.4% YEA!!!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
7 Days - 22 Days Left
I don't think this post is going to be witty. Sorry guys. Some days I just don't got it.
Here is a picture of the deadlift platform in our gym. My workout partner painted it with the design that I came up with for our logo. (yes I know it's a home gym) Matt's thinking of getting T-shirts made up. I have no idea what I'm gonna do with that many Rev's Gym t-shirts but hey.
So here I am drinking another shake. This was is vanilla that I flavored with one small spoonful of instant coffee and a small spoonful of cocoa powder. Then since it was my late after noon shake and I didn't get a chance to drink it all before dinner I stashed it in the freezer. But I didn't get to it in time it froze semi-solid. But I left it out while I put the kids to bed. Now it's that milkshake consistancy YUM!
Finally found the 2nd blender lid. Not that you guys even knew it was missing but it was. Both Matt and I tore the house apart looking for it. I was absolutely sure that the boys had taken off with it and made it into a frisbee. I had even gone so far as to call the company and see how much a replacement was. $2.99 +shipping. But apparently it was hiding under some of the dishes in the sink. Since we haven't had the sheer volume of dishes lately, they've been taking some time to get done. Especially since it's mostly kids plates and sippy cups. Both Matt and I looked in the sink. It wasn't there I was positive of this... and yet there it was under the very last plate. WHOOPS! That's what you get for blaming the kids for something they didn't do!
So only one day left until weigh-ins. I've done this diet now for 7 days and feel pretty good. I've been plagued with headaches but as anyone who knows me will be able to tell you. That's nothing new. So I can't really blame those on the diet. Much as I'd like to be able to.
So all of the sordid little details are arriving tomorrow. Sorry it'll be another boring post tomorrow too. But it's one that people have told me they're really looking forward to. I think that if they see results in me, they're going to try it too. But hey it's so far been an easy diet. So I can't complain too much. Expensive but easy.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Dishes Are So Much Easier Now
Some people have mentioned. "I don't think I could do this diet" This is the easiest diet in the world. Because there's no thinking. I don't count calories. I don't have to figure anything out. I just drink the shakes and eat 1 meal. That's it. My 1 meal can't have any carbs. Last night we had hamburgers. And as I pointed out to Matt hamburgers without bread is called Meatloaf in most parts of the USA. The night before was chicken and salad. I haven't felt deprived. I haven't felt hungry too much and every time I felt hungry, I checked the clock and oh it's time for another shake.
Since the start of this, the only thing I've felt changed other than a primarly liquid diet has been the snacking thing. And my energy during my workout today. I did my normal weight training... (all 3 sets of 10 except for deadlift and that's 3 sets of 5) Squats 95lbs, Deadlift 135lbs, Hip Sled 180lbs, Leg Extentions 50lbs and stairs. And that all felt normal. Then I did my cardio.... that's when I felt really weak. I did my speed bag and the bag was so deflated that I couldn't do my normal 5 minutes. So I thought OK I'll just do 10 of kickboxing instead. I don't know if it was the lack of my normal workout partner or my loss of the speedbag or what. But I was really flagging. Matt says it's because of the low carbs. But we'll see.
I Finally Understand Eyebrows!
- 5 min on speedbag
- 5 min of kickboxing
- 12 min of eliptical (there was a good song on so I stayed on til it was over)
- 10 of treadmill
- 8 more min of eliptical
I'm so proud of myself. This kickboxing thing takes a lot of work. Between that and the eliptical they are the biggest sweat-ers (yeah I know it's not a word) in the gym. So I had forgotten to bring workout towels downstairs with me. They were clean and upstairs and I didn't want to disturb the kids. So I just toughed it out. Well when sweat drips down your forehead it gets into your eyebrows. From there it takes a hard left (or right) turn turned away from the eyebrows! Huh! Who'd have thought? For a girl that hates to sweat I never really thought about it. I just kind of assumed that eyebrows were there to be styled and plucked when you get your hair dyed. Who knew they actually had a function? Good to know that they'll be there the next time I need them.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Temptation Comes With Fries & A Toy
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Your Question Answered
As for the rest of it... I'm having the hardest time of not snacking. When I pack up the boys snacks for church I'm used to sneaking a goldfish or a pretzel. Or when I make dinner, I taste the marinate to check for the spices... now I can't do that or I will have sabatoged everything I'm working for. And let me tell you, that picture of my back is heavy motivation to not go back to my old habits.
But I have been getting wonderful encouragement from you all. Now who wants to come over and work out with me? :)
Random Musings Of Day 2
My workout partner didn't show up yesterday and I was too lazy to work out by myself. Even after Matt offered to work out with me.
I just felt most blah yesterday. Every time I went into the kitchen I got more and more depressed everywhere I looked there was food I couldn't eat. It wasn't the actual replacing meals with shakes part. It was the whole I can't snag a snack thing. I made some hard candy the other day to go on top of a cake, there was a lot left over and I've been picking at it all week. And not even thinking I almost reached my hand into the box once again. WHOOPS!
I've also got this enormous headache. So I'm not really being witty today. I'm sorry maybe tomorrow. I get these headaches and they last for days sometimes weeks. And this is the start of that season for me. And I'm trying so hard not to attribute them to the diet. And really I can't because I had this headache the day before the diet started! OK enough of the whining.
Someone asked me for my opinion on the shakes. Well these aren't bad. Really, I'm not just saying that. These are supposed to be the best on the market. Matt did all of the research. The normal ones are gritty and you end up having to chew all of the sand and grit that have fallen to the bottom of the cup. But this powder is fine almost like cornstarch or babypowder, that consistency. So when you blend them with the milk or the water (I use 8 oz of milk and 1 scoop, DH uses 2 scoops and water) they really blend. It also could be the blender but even the chunks (when I don't blend it long enough) are smooth so I really don't think that's it. I also like to blend mine for longer than necessary. The reason is, is that it gives it a whipped texture. So since it's doubled in volume, it seems like you're getting more and gives it a milkshake like taste. I say milkshake like.... because no matter what you never forget you're not drinking the real thing.
So since it's Saturday and there's no workout scheduled. I'm going to laze around. Try to get rid of my headache and pretend I'm eating real food.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Stalled Out On Day 1!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Moving On Up & Slimming On Down
1 1/2 Day Left Til The Dreaded Diet
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The Dreaded Diet
I couldn't get the slideshow to load.... so this is the main picture.
It finally arrived. With some apprehension on my part and excitement from my husband... we open the box. And inside lay $150 dollars worth of protein powders and a free t-shirt. It had better give us a free t-shirt. As much money as we spent on all this stuff. Matt swears that it tastes 1000 times better than the stuff that we can get in town. And when I say in town I really mean at Walmart since that is our only place to shop! I've never even tasted this stuff and I've just committed me and my wallet to consuming this powder for the next 28 days. OH SWEET HEAVENS WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!!! I literally got a lump in my throat as I told my husband to order this stuff. And I cried. I very rarely cry. (I rarely have a true need to cry) I see this as my only option, short of surgery that I can not pay for or justify.
The box contained:
The Beginning
All of my life (now remember I grew up in the 80's) I totally expected to be one of those corporate gals. With the suits and the fancy office. Reality was that I didn't finish college.... didn't have the drive that was needed and in this economy today maybe that's a good thing.
So I met Matt in June of 1999. The love of my life. Not that I knew that at the time. I just thought he was funny and fun to be around. But I couldn't get him out of my head. So 2 yrs later I married him. He was in Seminary, studying to be a pastor. And that is where the bend is....
He eventually graduated and we moved to Tiny Town PA. No, that's not it's real name. I changed it for the obvious reasons. Had 2 babies and lived a very quiet and peaceful life.
Want to know the problem with quiet and peaceful? It tends to grow on you. Not in the "I can get used to this" way. Although it does that too. But more in the being able to spread out and grow way. And grow I did. And I don't mean in the soul searching finding myself way. I grew OUT. When I first met Matt I was a perfect size 10. I know that because I worked in a clothing store and all of the sizing charts said I was a straight down the line size 10. But as our relationship grew so did my butt. Here comes the embarrassing part. Now I'm a size 18!
So what am I doing about all this? My workout partner and I have been working out since 2006 (I went back and looked) Since then we've both had a child (I had a boy Evan and she had a girl) And I haven't lost any weight. I've tried more cardio. I've tried more weights, less cardio. I've tried more weights and more cardio. Now I'm up to more weights, more cardio and yoga! Still nothing. So I'm doing something drastic. (no surgery isn't an option yet!) I'm doing a 28 day almost all protein diet. (more about that later) My husband Matt and I are doing it together (always good to have support) So for the next 28 days (starting Monday) I'm going to be posting about my life on this diet.
Why should you care?? Well you probably shouldn't. Except that I'm here on my knees begging for your support. In the form of keeping me accountable and helping me to stick with the only diet I'm going to try. Please help by giving me encouraging words, (no trolls please) and keep me on track.
On Monday I'm going to publish the whole ugly truth. With pictures (if I can figure it out), measurements and the whole 9 yards.